Totally Out Of Hand

Submitted by Bureau

Friday, 3 July 2009

The Zoo manager had us all in for a meeting early this morning and asked first thing for a couple of volunteers. Wanting to make a good impression as I'm the new guy, I raised my hand. So he said, "Good. You and Joe go get on those old raincoats in the back. All those monkeys in cage twelve are hurling shit again and it's gotten totally out of hand."

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