The Matchmaker

Submitted by IN SEINE

Friday, 3 July 2009

A shadkhn (matchmaker) comes to a prospective groom, and announces " Have I got a match for you! She's as beautiful as a work of art!"

The young man agrees to meet the prospect. When the shadkhn returns a few days later, the young man is furious: "A work of art? Some work of art! One eye half closed, the other too large. One ear a good inch below the other, and the nose off center by at least a half inch!"

"So what's the matter," asks the shadkhn, "Picasso you don't like?"

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