While growing up, I loved it when the grown-ups had a party at our house that included a lot of drinking. I'd pretend to go to sleep and then sneak over to where their coats were and use a sewing kit to make their coats shorter or sleeves really short by hemming them up. The funniest were the drunks who'd push and pull till they fell on the floor. Next were the women who discovered they had eaten waaay too much!
