A Methodist preacher was checking in at a hotel reception.
"There is your key, Sir - you are in room 209 on the second floor. Your room has a balcony with city view, a hospitality bar, WiFi, and TV with adult and action films too, Sir"
"Oh, I do hope the porno channel is disabled", said the preacher.
The receptionist looked surprised - "No, its just just plain regular porno, you sick pervert!"
