Affair #4

Submitted by birbee

Thursday, 18 June 2009

A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer.

'Certainly, Sir, that'll be one penny.'

'One Penny?' the man exclaimed..

He glanced at the menu and asked 'How much for a nice juicy steak
and a bottle of wine?'

'A pound,' the barman replied.

'A pound?' exclaimed the man. 'Where's the guy who owns this place?'

The bartender replied 'Upstairs, with my wife.'

The man asked 'What's he doing upstairs with your wife?'

The bartender replied 'The same thing I'm doing to his business down here.'

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