Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion, and they haven't seen each other since graduation. They began to talk and bring each other up to date. The conversation covered their husbands, their children, homes, etc. and finally got around to their sex lives. Sue said, "It's okay. We get it on every week or so, but it's no big adventure.
Sally replied, "It's great ever since we got into S & M." Sue is aghast. "Really Sally, I never would have guessed that you would go for answer our."
"Oh, sure," said Sally, "He Snores while I Masturbate."