The Green Penis

Submitted by Bureau

Friday, 5 June 2009

When I looked down to see my penis was swollen large and turning green, I started to panic. Had I put my penis ring on too tight? Then I realized that instead of my Sheik condom, I had mistakenly purchased a "Shrek" tickler condom.

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