The Seafood Restaurant Fry Cook "Batterer"

Submitted by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 5 June 2009

A circuit judge has ruled that Enos Rainwater, who works as a fry cook at a local seafood restaurant in Biloxi, Mississippi, had better not batter his wife again.

If he does the judge said he'll have Rainwater's rainbow trout rumpus delecti assaronie thrown in the slammer where he can flounder around like a fish out of water.

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