The suicide bomber

Submitted by IN SEINE

Wednesday, 3 June 2009

A suspected jihadist was being grilled at Guantánamo Bay.

"Honest, officer," he said, "I'm not a suicide bomber!"

"We heard what you said," the officer replied. "We've got you on tape."

"I didn't say I wanted to blow myself up so I could have sex with 72 virgins," the suspect said. "All I said was I'm dying to get laid."

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