The Contaminated North Pole Brussel Sprouts

Submitted by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 1 June 2009

The Brussel Sprouts Unification Society (BBUS), a world-wide health watchdog based in Belguim has stated that they recommend that restaurant customers stay away from salad bars that serve imported Brussel Sprouts.

It seems that Brussel Sprouts that have been imported from the North Pole pose an inherent danger of having been illegally contanminated with penguin pee.

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