The county commissioner of Kentucky's Moonshine County, Earl "Cornbread Bred" Tinkybush said that the County Governing Committee, know as FKW, has refused to refer to the swine flu by its scientific name N1H1.
Tinkybush was asked why and he replied somewhat embarrassed, "Well its really kinda simple. Most of our Moonshine County residents cannot spell letters or count up to 1."
