United States Custom Agent Fido

Submitted by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 29 May 2009

An Illinois man was arrested in Laredo, Texas by U.S. customs agents for trying to smuggle 37 pounds of illegal breast silicone into the country.

Agents first became suspicious when they detected a cleavage-like smell just before the drug dog started making strangely erotic salavating moans.

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