Marrying into Money?

Submitted by IN SEINE

Saturday, 15 March 2008

An older man walks into Murphy's Pub with three women and announces,

"I'll give any man a sovereign to marry my 20 year old daughter, I'll give you ten sovereigns to marry my 30 year old daughter, and to marry my 40 year old daughter, I'll give you a hundred sovereigns!"

At first there was nothing but silence, until a voice from the back of the room said,

"Have you got a daughter about 80?"

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