A Chilling Tale

Submitted by IN SEINE

Saturday, 8 March 2008

A fellow boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs.

A flight attendant took the box and promised to put it in the galley refrigerator, which she did. The man firmly advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for the crabs staying frozen, and proceeded to rant and rave about what would happen if she let the crabs thaw out.

Shortly before the landing in New York, she announced to the entire cabin,

'Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New Orleans please raise his hand?'

Not one hand went up . . . so she took them home and ate them herself.

Men never learn.

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