A duckbill platypus looks like a beaver with a duck's bill & is a mammal that lays eggs & has a stinger on it's webbed feet.
Even with all that, he can't match my nephew Ferdie The Freak.
I think Ferdy's problems go back to his alcoholic mother and crackhead dad.
The police arrested both right after Ferdie was born and the hospital staff called them.
He was then adopted by a circus.
