Sex education gone wrong

Submitted by Shric Debar

Thursday, 6 March 2008

A year 3 teacher decides to teach sex ed to her class.

She starts out by drawing a penis on the chalk board and asks the class, "Does anyone know what this is?"

Little Johnny jumps up and says, "Yes, my dad has 2 of them!"

"Are you sure about that Johnny?" asks the teacher, somewhat stunned.

And little Johnny says, "Yep, he uses a small skinny one to go to the bathroom, and a big long one to brush the babysitter's teeth."

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