Freedom of information act

Submitted by norma snockers

Tuesday, 12 May 2009

Using the Freedom of Information Act, reports are finally being uncovered of the illegal and anti-social activities of the Bush Administration over the past 8 years.

One report finally unclassified and released relates to the previously concealed sexual activities of President George W. Bush.

It seems the ex-President was looking for a call girl. He found three such girls in a Washington bar, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead.

To the blonde he said, "I am the President of the United States. Now how much would it cost me to spend some time with you?"

She replied, "$200."

To the brunette he asked the same question.

Her reply was "$100."

He then asked the redhead.

Her reply was, "Mr. President, if you can get my skirt up as high as my taxes, my pants as low as my wages, get that thing of yours as hard as the times we are living in, and keep it rising like the price of gas, keep me warmer than it is in my apartment and screw me the way you have retirees, then it isn't going to cost you a damn cent!"

George W. chose the brunette.

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