A man walks into a bar in Fort Kent, Maine -- a tiny hamlet hard on the border with Canada -- and he says to the bartender, "Pardon me, but this has to be the absolute dullest place I have ever been in my entire life.
Just what the hell do you people do to amuse yourselves around here?" The bartender looks up slowly and says, "We hunt and we fuck."
The man says, "What do you hunt?" The bartender says, "Something to fuck."