Well, there is a little town in the south has its festival because of its bumper crop of peas, and they celebrate by having a supper of nothing but peas.
Well, at the head table there was a fairly large lady that was new to the town, and being a guest of sorts, she was sitting at the head table. She stood up with a pea on her knife and said,
"This will be the first pea I have had in over 20 years."
Some half awake old man in the back jumped up and said,
"Anyone that can't swim grab a chair!"
