Quick - SWIM!!!

Submitted by IN SEINE

Saturday, 9 February 2008

Well, there is a little town in the south has its festival because of its bumper crop of peas, and they celebrate by having a supper of nothing but peas.

Well, at the head table there was a fairly large lady that was new to the town, and being a guest of sorts, she was sitting at the head table. She stood up with a pea on her knife and said,

"This will be the first pea I have had in over 20 years."

Some half awake old man in the back jumped up and said,

"Anyone that can't swim grab a chair!"


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