Submitted by H. V. Simmons

Wednesday, 21 November 2007

Roland, a multi-talented man with a variety of interests, had just completed one hell of a busy day.

First he drove 25 miles to a university campus to perform a Beethoven piano sonata, then shared his opinion at the local city council meeting, then practiced shooting his 9-mm Glock at the gun range, then finished his weekly newspaper column, and topped things off with a terrific sexual encounter with a gorgeous, seductive woman he'd met just the day before.

What's the best way to describe the jam-packed day Roland experienced?

He drove a piece, played a piece, said his piece, fired his piece, wrote his piece, and got a piece.

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