Submitted by IN SEINE

Monday, 30 March 2009

When Linda noticed a broken vice grip in the trash can, she decided to buy her husband a new one for his birthday. She went to the hardware store and asked the salesman, "Do you have any vices?"

"Sorry, ma'am," he replied. "I gave them all up for Lent."

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