Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: 'Two Prostitutes -- $50.00.'
A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail.
Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying: 'JESUS SAVES.'
One of the girls asked the officer, 'How come you don't stop them?!'
'Well, that's a little different,' the officer smiled . ..'Their sign pertains to religion..'
The following day the same police officer noticed the same two 'ho's driving around with a large sign on their car.
He figured he had an easy arrest until he read their new sign:
'Two Fallen Angels Seeking Peter -- $50.'