Sure Cure For Mosquitoes

Submitted by Bureau

Friday, 27 March 2009

Here's my cure for getting rid of mosquitoes while camping: Eat lots of baked beans from the campfire to make your own fog. Then drink a bottle of whiskey so that if one gets through and bites you, he won't be able to fly again until you've packed and gone.

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