Pat and Mike were very good friends and Pat came over to Mike's house to visit. When he entered the home, Mike wasn't there. Mike's wife was holding their baby and trying to put up curtains at the same time.
She said, "Pat, I'm glad you came, would you mind holding the baby while I finish the curtains?"
A few minutes later, Mike came in and asked, "How Ya doin Mike?"
Mike replied, "I'm holding my own."
That's when the battle started.