Tom and Jerry

Submitted by norma snockers

Wednesday, 18 March 2009

Tom in deep thoughts is very quiet. Jerry asks, "What is wrong with you, Tom?"

"Please don't ask."

"I'm your best friend. You can talk to me."

"My seven year old son made my secretary pregnant."

"That's not possible."

"No, he did."

"How?"

"He punctured my condoms!"

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