The shy guy

Submitted by norma snockers

Saturday, 14 March 2009

A very shy guy went into a bar and saw a beautiful woman sitting at the bar.

After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally went over to her and asked, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"

She responded by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No I won't sleep with you tonight!"

Everyone in the bar was now staring at them.

Naturally, the guy was hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinked back to his table.

After a few minutes, the woman walked over to him and apologized. She smiled at him and said, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations."

To which he replied, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean $200?"

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