Even Though You Didn't Ask For It, Here Are Yet More 'Blond James Bond Jokes'

Submitted by rfreed

Wednesday, 4 March 2009

Why did the blond James Bond get thrown from his auto?

He accidentally had the ejection seat mounted on the driver's side.

How many blond James Bonds does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three- one to hold the bulb, one to turn on the switch and one to call for tech support.

Why did the blond James Bond not make it with Pussy Galore?

He thought she must be a crazy cat lady.

Why did the blond James Bond have his pen communicator taken away by M?

He kept using it to order pizzas.

Why did the blond James Bond get shot by the traffic cop?

When he got pulled over by speeding he accidentally showed the cop his license to kill instead of his driver's license.

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