A guy nearing the end of his senior year in high school unfortunately still has to share a room with his brother who is only 9 years old. One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun.
They have bunk beds and the guy notices that his little brother is already on the lower bunk. So he and his girlfriend climbed into the top bunk. As you expected, things began to heat up. The guy remembers that his brother is sleeping below, so he tells his girlfriend to whisper, "Lettuce" if she wants it harder, and "Tomato" if she wants a new position.
She screams, "Lettuce! Tomato! Lettuce! Tomato! Lettuce! Whoa!!! Pull It Out Now! I Can't Get Pregnant!"
Then the little brother shouts, "Hey, would you two guys stop making sandwiches up there! You're getting mayonnaise all over my face!"
