The editor of a small town daily and a cub reporter were discussing the opening of a new nudist colony in the area. This one was unique in that was designed for use by senior citizens, including user friendly accommodations for elderly sun bathers who required cane, walkers and wheelchairs to get their exercise.
The editor told the young man that this would be a perfect day for him to go out and do a story on the place. The reported asked, "Why is today perfect, boss?"
The editor answered, "That should be obvious...Nothing's happening here in town, not much on the wires or in other words, it's a slow nudes day."