A little blue-haired, 93-year-old lady walked into a bakery in Queens, New York and told the man behind the counter that she wanted to buy one dozen Vagina Monologues.
He looked at her quite puzzled and he asked her to repeat her order. She did. He thought for a moment and then said, "Oh you mean donuts?" And the little old lady said, "Bingo Sherlock, now box 'em up before I pee on your floor Holmes."
