Shoe Shopping

Submitted by norma snockers

Wednesday, 25 February 2009

A woman goes shoe-shopping one day. As the salesman is helping her try on shoes he notices she is not wearing panties. He looks at the woman and says, "Man, I'd love to fill that with ice cream and eat it!"

The woman slaps the man and runs home to tell her husband. The husband acts disinterested and his wife gets angry and asks, "Aren't you going to do anything!?" The husband replies, "First of all, you have too many shoes as it is. Second, you shouldn't be out shopping without panties.

And third of all, I'm not going to mess with anyone who can eat that much ice cream!"

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