Submitted by MsTerri

Saturday, 21 February 2009

I attended a Christmas party this past weekend.

After checking out all the well-dressed guests at the party, I spotted an attractive woman (standing alone) across the room. When I approached and asked her name, She coyly replied... "Carmen."

Trying to maintain some sort of conversation with her, I responded with "That's a beautiful name. Is it a family name?"

"No," she replied. "I gave it to myself, because it reflects the things like most in the world - cars and men."

Then she asked, "What's your name?"

"Golftits," I replied.

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