A guy was having trouble satisfying his wife, so he went to his buddy at work for advice.
"Listen," said the inept guy, "I know you always satisfy your women. How do you do it?"
"Oh, That's no problem," said his friend. "What I do is stick it in them real slow, and then pull it out from them real fast. Keep doing that and they come every time."
The guy went home that night and tried his friend's technique out.
He stuck it in real slow, and then extracted it real quickly, just like his buddy said.
After a while he asked his wife, "Honey, do you notice anything different about the way I'm doing it?"
"Yeah," she said, "you're screwing just like your buddy at work."
