Two shepherds were leaning on their crooks at the end of a long hard day of shepherding. The first shepherd asked the second,
"So, how's it going?"
The second one sighed and shook his head, "Not good. I can't pay my bills, my health isn't good, my kids don't respect me, and my wife is leaving me."
The first one replied, "That's too bad, but don't lose any sheep over it."
