A man's balls had turned brown and he was worried so he made an Appointment with his doctor.
When he got home from the appointment he sat down in his chair in the living room. He hollered for his wife to come from the kitchen.
After a while when she didn't come he hollered again. After the third time she hollered back, "I haven't got time. I am fixing dinner; I have clothes here to iron, the baby is crying and needs changed. I don't even have time to wipe my ass."
He said," That's what I want to talk to you about".