A man with a big orange head goes to see a doctor

Submitted by ChillerBaggins

Saturday, 14 July 2007

This guy walks into a doctors office and his head is big and orange. The doctor says "Good god man, you've got a big orange head! How did this happen?" Guy starts to tell his story.

Well doctor, the other day I was walking along the beach when I notice a piece of metal sticking out of the sand. I picked it up and it was a lamp. I brushed off the sand and *poof* out pops a genie who says he will grant me three wishes.

I say genie for my first wish I want a bank account with 10 billion dollars.

Genie says *poof* and hands the me a card with a account number and routing number to a bank account with 10 billion dollars.

So then I said genie for my second wish I want to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world and I want her to be madly in love with me.

All of a sudden *poof* I'm standing next to the most beautiful woman in the world, and in her hand she has a marriage certificate.

At this point in the story the guy turns to the doctor and says "Doctor, I think this is the point where I went wrong. I turned to the genie and said 'Genie for my third wish I want a big orange head!'"

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