Two guys are in a locker room when, one guy notices the other guy has a cork in his butt. He says, "How'd you get a cork in your butt?"
The other guy says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over a lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a red man in a turban came oozing out.
He said, 'I am Tonto, Indian Genie. I can grant-um you one wish.' And I said, "No shit "
