Submitted by IN SEINE

Friday, 6 February 2009

As the crowded elevator descended, Mrs. Wilson became increasingly furious with her husband, who was obviously delighted to be pressed against a gorgeous blonde.

As the elevator stopped at the main floor, the blonde suddenly whirled, slapped Mr. Wilson, and said, "That will teach you to pinch! "

Bewildered, Mr. Wilson was halfway to the parking lot with his wife when he choked, "Honey - I… I… promise. I didn't pinch that girl. "

His wife smiled and said consolingly, "Of course you didn't, sweetheart. I did. "

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