As the crowded elevator descended, Mrs. Wilson became increasingly furious with her husband, who was obviously delighted to be pressed against a gorgeous blonde.
As the elevator stopped at the main floor, the blonde suddenly whirled, slapped Mr. Wilson, and said, "That will teach you to pinch! "
Bewildered, Mr. Wilson was halfway to the parking lot with his wife when he choked, "Honey - I… I… promise. I didn't pinch that girl. "
His wife smiled and said consolingly, "Of course you didn't, sweetheart. I did. "