Tonto and the Lone Ranger

Submitted by drugtestallpoliticians

Thursday, 5 July 2007

The Lone Ranger and Tonto rode into town needing supplies. As they dismounted their horses outside of the general store, Tonto realized he had a leg cramp. The Lone Ranger told him to run in place and that would get rid of the cramp.

The Lone Ranger was in the store for about a half of an hour when he suddenly remembered he had left Tonto outside and he said to the store keeper: "I'll be right back - I just remembered I left my Injun running".

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