Jessica Simpson - Ashlee's Big (Older) Sister

Submitted by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 1 February 2009

Jessica Simpson's little sister, Ashlee has defended her big sister's weight gain (no pun intended...well, okay, pun intended).

Ashlee remarked, "Women come in all sizes, shapes, forms, and colors."

And some people still say that Ashlee is just a pretty face. Hey the little woman is intelligent beyond belief.

Jessica's little sister then said, "Like let me say this. You know it is all really relative. And by relative I don't mean relative like say a second cousin twice removed, or an uncle, but I mean you know relative like say for instance having a comparative quality."

Ashlee, who by the way was not lip-syncing put her banana split bowl down and added, "Like for instance, you know if you compare my big sister, ah make that my older sister to say Oprah Winfrey, Wynonna Judd, Kirstie Alley, or even Stevie Nicks, my big sister, ah my older sister Jessica will look downright anorexic...thank you and bye."

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