Let's Take A Vote

Submitted by Illusnist

Wednesday, 28 January 2009

And then there was the political candidate who called his wife up excitedly, saying, "Congratulate me! I've just won the election!"

"Honestly, dear?" his wife asked happily.

The line was silent for a moment, and then he answered:
"Why would you want to spoil the thrill for me?"

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