Man Bites Dog

Submitted by Cal Jennings

Sunday, 3 June 2007

A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York . Suddenly he sees a

little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog . He runs over and starts

fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the

girl's life.

A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says:

"You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers:

"Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl"

The man says: - "But I am not a New Yorker!"

The policman answers, "Oh then it will say in newspapers , in the


"Brave American saves life of little girl "

"But I am not an American!" - says the man.

"Oh, what are you then?" , asks the cop

The man says: - "I am a Pakistani!"

The next day the newspapers says:

"Islamic extremist kills innocent American dog."

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