A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York . Suddenly he sees a
little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog . He runs over and starts
fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the
girl's life.
A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says:
"You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers:
"Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl"
The man says: - "But I am not a New Yorker!"
The policman answers, "Oh then it will say in newspapers , in the
morning:
"Brave American saves life of little girl "
"But I am not an American!" - says the man.
"Oh, what are you then?" , asks the cop
The man says: - "I am a Pakistani!"
The next day the newspapers says:
"Islamic extremist kills innocent American dog."