Welcome To Arkansas - And Pay No Never Mind To The Rattlin'

Submitted by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 24 January 2009

Scientists have just discovered a previously unknown fault in Arkansas. The fault could trigger a magnitude 7 earthquake.

When the director of the Earthquake Center at the University of Arkadelphia was asked by a reporter how serious it really was he replied.

"Well feller, let me puts it this way to ya. It is so bad that if a big one hits, the city of Little Rock could purt near end up over out yonder in Oklahoma."

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