The Hip Specialist

Submitted by IN SEINE

Friday, 23 January 2009

This morning I went to see my orthopedic surgeon for a checkup on my new hip and told him,

"You know doctor, I really like to have sex in sports cars."

He said, "And I suppose you expect me to say it's okay for you to do it in a cramped space with your new hip?"

"No," I replied,

"I just want to borrow your Porsche."

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