Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman

Submitted by jamsandwich

Thursday, 3 May 2007

There's an Englishman, Irishman, and Scotsman and they're all in a plane flying low over the British Isles.

The Scotsman drops a thistle on Scotland, the Englishman drops a rose on England, and the Irishman drops a bomb on Ireland.

The Scotsman goes down to Scotland and sees a boy crying and he says why are you crying? The boy replies a thistle hit me. Pretty much the same happens to the Englishman.

The Irishman goes to Ireland and he sees a boy laughing. He asks the boy why are you laughing? The boy replies I farted and the house next door blew up.

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