Oprah Blames Temps

Submitted by Bureau

Friday, 16 January 2009

In Chicago last night, the city came close to setting an all-time record for cold temperatures.

On her show this afternoon, Oprah Winfrey blamed her recent weight gain on her body fat increasing automatically, trying to defend itself against the cold.

"I'll get skinny in the summer", Oprah told the audience, who's fat people gave her a bouncing -in-their-chairs ovation.

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