Suspicious Minds.

Submitted by Rusty

Sunday, 4 January 2009

Paddy and his two friends are talking at work.

His first friend says "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine."

His second friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber the other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine."

Paddy says: "I think my wife is having an affair with a horse."
Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief.

"No I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed."


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