Santa's Visit to Brothel

Submitted by IN SEINE

Wednesday, 31 December 2008

Once upon a time, as the story goes, on a Christmas eve many many years ago, Santa Claus made the bizarre error of descending the wrong chimney into a brothel.

"Won't you stay a while?" purred one of the girls, her negligee slipping to the floor.

"I'd better be going," the Old Boy grunted, clutching his toysack.

"Oh, please stay a while - please?" She peeled off her stocking.

"But I'm Santa Claus, and I have presents to deliver," he insisted.

"Surely you can spare me a FEW minutes, Santy?" She wriggled toward the bed. "Well -," he said finally, "I might as well, seeing that I couldn't get up the chimney anyway."

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