The year's new intake of novices were getting their initial medical inspection from the convent doctor when he noticed something different about one of the older girls. The kindly old practitioner went immediately to the mother superior and informed her.
"Mother Superior, you have amongst the new girls, one with an incredibly rare deformity: she has been blessed with two vaginas."
"Good gracious," exclaimed the Mother Superior, "will she be able to lead a normal life?"
"Of course," the good doctor replied, "Especially as she is to be a nun, no one will ever notice. However, I should like it very much if you would allow me to consult with my professional colleagues and ask them to come and look at her."
"Of course you may," said the Mother Superior and off he went.
Three weeks later the convent medic returned with his professional colleagues and asked to see the affected nun.
"I'm afraid you can't," said the mother superior, "We had to get rid of her."
"Why?" asked the old doctor.
"We couldn't stand her holier-than-thou attitude," was the reply.