A group of prisoners are in their rehabilitation meeting. Thier task for the day is to each stand up in turn, speak their name, and admit to their fellow inmates what crime they committed. The first prisoner
stands and says,
"My name is Gabe and I'm in for murder." Everyone gives him approving looks and pats on the back for admitting his wrongdoing.
The next guy stands up and says, "My name is Rich and I'm in for armed robbery." Again, there is a round of approving looks.
This goes around the circle until it gets to the last guy. He stands up and says,
"My name is Eli, but I'm not telling you what I'm in for." The group leader says, "Now, come on Eli, you have to admit it to us to make any progress. Tell us what you did."
"Ok then," agrees Eli,
"I'm in for fornicating with dogs." Everyone is disgusted.
One in the group shouts out, "That's sick! How low can you go!?!"
"Chihuahuas", replies Eli.